December 2011
4 posts
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
November 2011
9 posts
normal people flirting: hey you're cute
me: so do you like serial killers?
October 2011
12 posts
aa6aap asked: you got pulled over by a pa-troll officer
notstanley-deactivated20111206 asked: Serious question, how do you hide tagged photos of you on Facebook?
“She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there, leaning on the...”
– J.D. Salinger (via letsgobananas)
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aa6aap asked: what is your definition of happiness? what does it mean to be truly happy?
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September 2011
36 posts
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sassitude:
the past, present, and future walk into a bar,
it was tense
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The awkward moment when you don't know how to...
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
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My name Jackie
I eat cake. Cakey cake cake. I love cake.
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@kchenoweth takes Ambien and talks about food she...
celebritieswithtwitter:
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Watch5000candlesinthewind:
The Many Renditions of ‘Leslie Knope. Tom Haverford.’” by Tom Haverford
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alejjj asked: I don't mean to sound too forward, but I'm going to marry you.
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